There's No Place Like Homepage

It's a new world order. So out with the old proverbs and in with the new.

• Home is where you hang your @.
• The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
• Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish.
• The geek shall inherit the earth.
• A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

- Reader's Digest

Man's Only Guide

"The only guide to a man is his conscience; the only shield to his memory is the rectitude and sincerity of his actions. We are so often mocked by the failure of our hopes and the upsetting of our calculations. But with this shield, however the fates may play, we march in the ranks of honor,"

- Winston Churchill

Losing Interest in School

When kids lose interest in school, it is generally because:

• it's too tough (learning problems)
• peer issues (low self-esteem)

Answers

"You can't always fix what's broken; and you don't always have an answer that someone wants to hear."

- Mr. Howser to Doogie, Doogie Howser, M.D.

Signs from "Bruce Almighty"

The signs from the Homeless Guy (God) in Bruce Almighty:

"R EWE BLIND"
"LOOK TO YOURSELF"
"LIFE IS JUST"
"THY KINGDUMB COME"
"ALL FOR WON"
"GOD BEE GOOD HONEY" - Bruce: (with his own sign) "WHATEVER HE SAID ->"
"ARMAGEDON OUTA HERE"

"All For Won"

Words on a sign held by the homeless man (God) in the movie, "Bruce Almighty"